Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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