using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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