she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm both gender and math confused
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