There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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