Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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