There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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