I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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