We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Terrible idea I love it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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