he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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