My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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