why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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