Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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