ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. π
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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