It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My balls are so social today.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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