But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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