i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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