Don't you send me to vm
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm always down for nudity.
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