We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So many bounce houses so little time
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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