Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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