I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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