i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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