I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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