do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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