is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
