when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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