Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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