Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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