I'm going to jail i love you
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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