I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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