well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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