Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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