me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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