Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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