I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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