I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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