He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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