Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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