How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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