so that wasnt chicken after all
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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