You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wish I only lived at night.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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