I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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