So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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