It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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