put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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