But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wrigley field is MILF paradise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
false alarm. still invincible.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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