I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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