I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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