So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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