so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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