As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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