ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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