i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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