She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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